Golden Oldies!

Texarkana Gazette: News and Classifieds From Texarkana, Texas/Arkansas: "The resident at Health South Rehabilitation Center was rightfully amazed when she witnessed the cotton rope she had just cut into several sections become one again right before her very eyes.
The old gentleman who had silver dollars pulled from the hair on his head was equally stunned but eager to have a few more dollars appear magically from thin air and his thin hair."

The classics still work wonders.